Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

(Phone conversation)
Customer 1: Excuse me?
Bon Qui Qui: Do you see me in the middle of a conversation? Don't interrupt, RUDE. Girl I'm going to have to call you back.
Bon Qui Qui: Welcome to King Burger, where you can do it your way,...but don't get crazy.
Customer 1: I'll have a number 6 with a cookies and cream milkshake.
Bon Qui Qui: Are you sure you don't just want a coke?
Customer 1: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: I have to get the ice cream out and put some cookies all up in it I don't even know how to use that blender and they go me pressing all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke. (Into microphone) Let me get a number six with a large coke, next.
Customer 2: Can I get a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato, and no lettuce?
Bon Qui Qui: Dang, anything else? (Into microphone) I got a complicated order. Let me get a number 3 with no cheese, no tomato,...
Customer 2: Oh, I'm sorry...
Bon Qui Qui: Do you see me trying to put in an order don't interrupt, RUDE...and no lettuce, that's it. What?
Customer 2: I changed my mind about the cheese.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, so now you want the cheese, now you want the cheese?!
Bon Qui Qui: You see me putting in the order why didn't you say nothing in the first place?
Customer 2: But, Uh....
Bon Qui Qui: DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME, DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME SIR! Suh-curity, suh-curity. This dude needs to go, needs to go. Thank-you.
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui what did I say
Bon Qui Qui: Oh hey Mr. Williams. How are you doing today sir?
Mr. Williams: I've had better days Bon Qui Qui, this is the fifth time you have called security.
Mr. Williams: I told you you can't call securtiy every time someone has a complicated order.
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, is that what you had said?
Mr. Williams: Yes, that's what I had said.
Bon Qui Qui: You're right Mr. Williams. I'm sorry, my bad.
(next girl walks up)
Customer 3: Can I have a number 5 with a boneless, skinless chicken, that is slightly seasoned.
Bon Qui Qui: Ah! Ha! No! Suh-curity, suh-curity, this girl needs to go, needs to go.
Mr. Williams: Bon Qui Qui, what did I say?
Bon Qui Qui: Sir, she was trying to fight me.
Customer 3: No I wasn't!
Bon Qui Qui: Girl, I WILL CUT YOU.
Mr. Williams: I'm so sorry; she is from our out-of-the-hood program.
(customer 3 leaves, Dewan arrives)
Bon Qui Qui: Oh, hey Dewan! I didn't know you come here.
Dewan: yeah, I ain't under house arrests no more.
Bon Qui Qui: Okay, so whatcha wanna order boo?
Dewan: Let me get a number 3, but instead of fries let me get some onion rings.
Bon Qui Qui: Okay that's all you want? I know what I want. Let me put in your order.
Bon Qui Qui: (beat boxing) My mic is a queen so listen to me sing, he wants a number 3 with a side of onion rings. He can come out of the house with no ankle bracelet on,but he got two strikes so don't get his order wrong, you know I'm looking cute and there's nothing you can say, but if you get with me, we can do it you way,..heyyyyy.

THE END

This skit by MADtv is hilarious! If you want to see the actual video (seeing I can't put it here because no one with let me embed the code) go to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M